I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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