why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
