How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Houston, we have a squirter
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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