i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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