also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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