will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My pussy is not your playground.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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