I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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