Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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