who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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