Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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