I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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