Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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