I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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