guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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