It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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