is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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