I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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