im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
