You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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