this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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Dick very happy bro
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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