i just had sex bonerless
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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