What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
