we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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