So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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