I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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