it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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