hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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