I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
