Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
