I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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