I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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