i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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