Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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