is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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