dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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