at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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