Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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