hell yes lets make some ravioli
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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