just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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