Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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