Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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