You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
it was like eating out sand paper
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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