"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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