pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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