You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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