Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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