is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Randomize
