Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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