he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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