I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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