I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
