So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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