Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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