can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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