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(734): View more from Michigan

Got a toothbrush?

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(719): View more from Colorado

then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend

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(719): View more from Colorado

Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

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(518): View more from New York

College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.

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(+61): View more from Australia

i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow

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(404): View more from Georgia

He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.

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