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• (310): View more from California

  Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.

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• (+44): View more from England

  His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  this will be a night to untag.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.

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• (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  That's some true roommate bonding right there.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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• (760): View more from California

  Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box

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• (714): View more from California

  He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Are you ok?!

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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