For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.