their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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