ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
